Okay, so now I’m seeing how difficult it is to keep this blog thing updated. Since I haven’t posted anything this month, I’ll provide an abridged version of what you might have missed:
Prison Break: Lincoln’s ex-girlfriend ditched her fiance and appointed herself his legal counsel. Michael continued his get-out-of-jail scheme. I’ll take my odds on rolling doubles versus unscrewing toilet bolts with a bleacher screw anytime. Snaps for my Monopoly analogy.
Rockstar INXS: Suzie and Ty out. Ty blamed a racist country on his demise. Suzie, to her credit, didn’t pull the sex card. Although, she later cried like a little girl.
RU The Girl?: T-Boz and Chilli sent Meah and Alju home this month, but kept soulful 30-year-old Mirrah and lispy 20-year-old O’so Krispie.
Okay, that enough on the television recaps. If you really need to know what you missed that badly, you should consider a TiVo purchase or calming your social life. In other news…
Police: Woman takes dog, leaves child
BLOOMFIELD, Conn. (AP) — A woman is accused of leaving her 15-month-old grandson unattended in her home while taking her dog on an errand. Loretta McGill-White, 48, was charged Tuesday with risk of injury to a minor….And I thought dogs were man’s best friend. Maybe hollywood will pick up this gut-wrenching tale (Home Alone 4 – Not Again). I’m pretty sure this 15-month-old didn’t call in a pizza and save his home from two would-be burglars though.
Neb. residents plagued by gibberish calls
KEARNEY, Neb. (AP) — Residents just don’t understand the gibberish. Paul Perkins eyed the strange number on his phone when he received a call early Saturday morning. He let voicemail take it. The caller filled the message with three minutes of gibberish…. Damn FOP.
Guard accused of urinating on computer
OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) — A state prison guard who was arrested after a drunken brawl at a nightclub may also be charged with urinating on a municipal jail computer, police said….At least he didn’t wet himself over an iBook (see previous post).