Return To Sender…Or Blogging At Least

So have my faithful readers abandoned my Blog for good. I admit a month hiatus from postings doesn’t bode well for readership. Yes, basketball season has begun, but that only accounts for the past two weeks. What’s my excuse for the previous weeks then? Too busy? Too laisé-faire (lackadaisical)? Both? Neither? Inquiring minds want to know.

I would like to tell you that I was on some great safari or top secret mission, but neither would be true. Busy – sure everyone’s busy this time of year. But too busy to make a single entry since the middle of last month? It’s true; I have been taking my trusty dog to obedience classes lately, so that’s a built in excuse, right? After all, I could claim that he ate…nope, that doesn’t work anymore. No, I will just have to promise (wink wink nudge nudge) that I will never ever (hmmmm) let my readers down again. Nothing like an empty promise…

And now, the news:

Elvis Presley holiday coffee hits market
MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) — Elvis Presley Enterprises green-lighted four limited-edition holiday coffees so consumers can brew a cup of the King. The coffees are called Santa Baby, Blue Christmas, Love Me Tender and Silent Night, which is the decaf version….Return To Sender was the fifth, but it wasn’t doing too much for business.

Man at gun show shoots himself in bathroom
FARIBAULT, Minn. (AP) — A trip to the restroom resulted in a trip to the hospital for a Bloomington man who accidentally shot himself in the hand over the weekend at a gun show….Apparently he wasn’t shooting blanks.

Japanese man repeats as hamburger champ
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (AP) — Takeru Kobayashi swallowed 67 Krystal’s hamburgers in eight minutes to retain his title of Krystal Square Off World Hamburger Eating Champion and win $10,000….Another man that is talented with meat.

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    Burning Love must have been red-lighted because of its volatile nature and drug-induced side effects.

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