Bombs Over Smurf Village

UNICEF bombs Smurfs to highlight plight BRUSSELS, Belgium (AP) — Smurfette is left for dead. Baby Smurf is left crying and orphaned as the Smurf’s Village is carpet bombed by warplanes – a horrific scene and imagery not normally associated with the lovable blue-skinned cartoon characters….

What the hell??!! Those mushroom houses survived Gargomel’s evil attempts to kill our little blue friends, but not bombs over Smurf Village. No word yet about Azrael’s connection.

Since I work with school districts, I thought it appropriate to provide the latest headlines from a couple east coast schools:

Man in underwear arrested inside school
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) — A 31-year-old man is facing burglary charges after being caught inside the Bridge Academy charter school in his underwear. Police said they were responding to an alarm at the school at about 8:15 a.m. Sunday when they found William Hoskins apparently downloading pornography on an office computer….

Obviously, the charter school needs some help with its security and content filtering methods. And what about Wild Bill in his underwear? Someone should have told him about SBC’s $14.95/mo. DSL promotion.

Teen finds razor blade in chicken sandwich
PALM COAST, Fla. (AP) — A 16-year-old student bit into a razor blade while eating a chicken sandwich he purchased at his high school, authorities said….

I don’t blame one of the cooks for getting even with the punk. How many times did she tell him the tator tots go in the round portion of the tray?

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